“Nooooooooooooooooooop”
Great Conservative Reforms of 2022
Rationale
These changes modernize defense and social policies to prioritize security, veteran welfare, and societal stability while ensuring effective governance and public safety.
Proposed Changes
| Law | Previous | Proposed | ||
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| 1 | Nuclear Weapons |
Retain weapons, pledge no first use
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Maintain a minimal deterrent
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| 2 | Veterans' Affairs |
Dedicated veterans' services
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Guaranteed housing, healthcare, pensions for veterans
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| 3 | Women in the Armed Forces |
This Is An Order — a mandatory quota for the proportion of women in the armed forces
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No Fighting for Thee — women may serve but are limited to non-combat roles
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| 4 | Police Powers |
Focus on highest impact crimes
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Martial law (military policing; shoot-on-sight authorised for curfew violations)
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| 5 | Sex Work |
Legal, licensed and regulated
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Fully decriminalised and regulated
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Nuclear Weapons2
Veterans' Affairs3
Women in the Armed Forces4
Police Powers5
Sex WorkProposer
Party
Christian Conservative Alliance
We stand firm on tradition’s iron bedrock while forging a future where faith wisdom and enterprise thrive as one sacred whole.
Core pillars
Noelia Santos
Activist · Age 44
The heiress of a banking dynasty turned firebrand orator, Noelia Santos wields her fortune and razor-sharp charisma to bend both boardrooms and podiums to her will, though her tendency to overshare has derailed more than one delicate negotiation.
Timeline
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Draft18 April 2022
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Vote Open18 April 2022
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Vote Closed17 June 2022
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Did Not Become Law17 June 2022
Vote tally
Live tally across each chamber. Weighted by seats held.
Senado
FailedFor: 67 / 266 seats (25.2%)
Against: 96 · Abstained: 0 · Not voted: 103
| Party | Seats | Vote | Reason |
|---|---|---|---|
| Christian Conservative Alliance Proposer | 16 | Yes | No reason given |
| Liberal | 0 | No | Nooooooooooooooooooop |
| National Democratic Movement | 65 | No | That's pretty good, but women should also serve in the army. |
| National Union Of Costavela | 51 | Yes | A. Yes |
| Revolutionary Socialist Union | 31 | No | First, decriminalizing something like sex work benefits no one; it only brings misfortune to our country and fewer brilliant minds, That's not a job, that's selling yourself. And the rest of the proposal is beyond words. We completely reject this law |
| Empty seats | 54 | Not voted |
Congress of Deputies
FailedFor: 53 / 350 seats (15.1%)
Against: 297 · Abstained: 0 · Not voted: 0
| Party | Seats | Vote | Reason |
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| Christian Conservative Alliance Proposer | 25 | Yes | No reason given |
| Liberal | 122 | No | Nooooooooooooooooooop |
| National Democratic Movement | 55 | No | That's pretty good, but women should also serve in the army. |
| National Union Of Costavela | 28 | Yes | A. Yes |
| Revolutionary Socialist Union | 120 | No | First, decriminalizing something like sex work benefits no one; it only brings misfortune to our country and fewer brilliant minds, That's not a job, that's selling yourself. And the rest of the proposal is beyond words. We completely reject this law |
| Empty seats | 80 | Not voted |
Voting record
Every vote must state a public reason. Most recent first.
“A. Yes”
“That's pretty good, but women should also serve in the army.”
“First, decriminalizing something like sex work benefits no one; it only brings misfortune to our country and fewer brilliant minds, That's not a job, that's selling yourself. And the rest of the proposal is beyond words. We completely reject this law”